Cibfardam Xuckstragwee is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, charitable hare.

Cibfardam Xuckstragwee created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Cibfardam Xuckstragwee, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibfardam Xuckstragwee, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cibfardam Xuckstragwee's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cibfardam Xuckstragwee's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Do not cook food in pots.