Bodnull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, vain dryad.

Bodnull created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnull, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bodnull, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bodnull's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bodnull's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bodnull on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Bodnull in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.