Genstig is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent elephant.

Genstig created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genstig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Genstig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Genstig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Genstig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Genstig.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.