Nurtditrak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, stupid lobster.

Nurtditrak created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtditrak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurtditrak, she will turn you into a slug.

Nurtditrak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nurtditrak's Holy Commandments

1. Nurtditrak must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always obey Nurtditrak's priests.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always help sick voles.