Febjarnhin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, self-assured slug.

Febjarnhin created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Febjarnhin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Febjarnhin, she will make you grow a tail.

Febjarnhin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Febjarnhin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the south.

2. Never feed rice to tapirs while wearing magenta scarves.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.