Nakduthas is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful duck.

Nakduthas created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakduthas, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nakduthas, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nakduthas' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nakduthas' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never sprint in the presence of frogs.