Dangebfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet swan.

Dangebfeb created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dangebfeb, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dangebfeb, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dangebfeb's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dangebfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dangebfeb in the centre of the settlement.