Vadcudhud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish zebra.

Vadcudhud created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadcudhud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vadcudhud, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vadcudhud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vadcudhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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