Tomyattxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring centaur.

Tomyattxuc created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomyattxuc, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tomyattxuc, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tomyattxuc's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tomyattxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Do not take Tomyattxuc's name in vain.

5. You must pray to Tomyattxuc seven times a day.
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