Fubvennig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying ferret.

Fubvennig created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubvennig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubvennig, he will turn you into a slug.

Fubvennig's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fubvennig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never mention mice.