Sidnillsis is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, almighty raccoon.

Sidnillsis created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidnillsis, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sidnillsis, it will not care.

Sidnillsis' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Sidnillsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Retreat if six eagles approach from the east.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear mauve shorts.
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