Mitweeyik is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic armadillo.

Mitweeyik created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitweeyik, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mitweeyik, he will be very unhappy.

Mitweeyik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mitweeyik's Holy Commandments

1. Mitweeyik loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Hide if seven sharks approach from the south.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help whales.

5. Hide from brown snails for they are unholy.
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