Konlikrutt is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, fast
dolphin.
Konlikrutt created silver six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Konlikrutt, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Konlikrutt, she will turn you into a dog.
Konlikrutt's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Konlikrutt's Holy Commandments1. Hide if three eagles approach from the north.
2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Never wear indigo rings.
4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not hurt dogs.