Buscussduss Hudyimtit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing cobra.

Buscussduss Hudyimtit created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Buscussduss Hudyimtit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Buscussduss Hudyimtit, she will turn you into a slug.

Buscussduss Hudyimtit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Buscussduss Hudyimtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to mice while wearing purple scarves.

2. Never paint your neck blue.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Buscussduss Hudyimtit loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.
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