Jadwabgubflat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil horse.

Jadwabgubflat created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jadwabgubflat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jadwabgubflat, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jadwabgubflat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jadwabgubflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not take Jadwabgubflat's name in vain.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.