Dabgumnad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil dragon.

Dabgumnad created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgumnad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dabgumnad, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dabgumnad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dabgumnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dabgumnad's priests.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never skip in holy places.