Budratfotvil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish shark.

Budratfotvil created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Budratfotvil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Budratfotvil, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Budratfotvil's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Budratfotvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Put Budratfotvil first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.