Straggupwon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet hummingbird.

Straggupwon created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Straggupwon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Straggupwon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Straggupwon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Straggupwon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Straggupwon on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Straggupwon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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