Quagniblig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, calm dove.

Quagniblig created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagniblig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quagniblig, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quagniblig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Quagniblig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near monkeys while wearing pink jumpers and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Quagniblig on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.