Funmanhassis is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, strong
aardvark.
Funmanhassis created oxygen two years ago.
If you believe in
Funmanhassis, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Funmanhassis, she will turn you into a worm.
Funmanhassis' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Funmanhassis' Holy Commandments1. Do not eat limes.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never look in ponds.