Funmanhassis is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, strong aardvark.

Funmanhassis created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Funmanhassis, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Funmanhassis, she will turn you into a worm.

Funmanhassis' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Funmanhassis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look in ponds.