Flagquillbetlop is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic skunk.

Flagquillbetlop created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagquillbetlop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flagquillbetlop, he will destroy your home planet.

Flagquillbetlop's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Flagquillbetlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.