Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able cobra.

Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam, it will turn you into a slug.

Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.