Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam
is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able
cobra
.
Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam
created carbon five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam
, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam
, it will turn you into a slug.
Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam's
most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Flatbathim Mifgigbinflam's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never think ill of sick ants.
4. Never go into orange rooms.
5. Never talk about dwarf planets.
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