Vegviddan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, kind walrus.

Vegviddan created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegviddan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vegviddan, he will turn you into a dog.

Vegviddan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vegviddan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Never skip near sharks.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Vegviddan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.