Liddadbot is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unfair bee.

Liddadbot created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Liddadbot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Liddadbot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Liddadbot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Liddadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Liddadbot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing white stockings and balancing six carbon spheres on your hands.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.