Largjadvil is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, egotistical wolf.

Largjadvil created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largjadvil, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Largjadvil, it will not care at all.

Largjadvil's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Largjadvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Largjadvil.