Timsasdab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, loving hedgehog.

Timsasdab created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timsasdab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Timsasdab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Timsasdab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Timsasdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.