Hitwat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonest parrot.

Hitwat created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitwat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hitwat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hitwat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hitwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.