Pannarlleg Hadbadflap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil deer.

Pannarlleg Hadbadflap created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pannarlleg Hadbadflap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pannarlleg Hadbadflap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pannarlleg Hadbadflap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pannarlleg Hadbadflap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Pannarlleg Hadbadflap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Feed all hungry mites.