Tailgubtin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome raven.

Tailgubtin created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailgubtin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tailgubtin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tailgubtin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tailgubtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Hide if four monkeys approach from the south.

5. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the east.