Nellrotgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing scorpion.

Nellrotgep created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Nellrotgep, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nellrotgep, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nellrotgep's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nellrotgep's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nellrotgep.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Nellrotgep in the centre of the settlement.