Mapbotnig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, contented whale.

Mapbotnig created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapbotnig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mapbotnig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mapbotnig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mapbotnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. You must pray to Mapbotnig five times a day.