Gampanxen Jadhugsog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional horse.

Gampanxen Jadhugsog created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gampanxen Jadhugsog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gampanxen Jadhugsog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gampanxen Jadhugsog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gampanxen Jadhugsog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Never feed turnips to goats while wearing gray trousers.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing brown shorts and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.

4. Gampanxen Jadhugsog loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.