Watstanfot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful faun.

Watstanfot created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Watstanfot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Watstanfot, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Watstanfot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Watstanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Do not take Watstanfot's name in vain.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Watstanfot.

5. Do not eat carrots.