Cadkanlagjin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, deceitful duck.

Cadkanlagjin created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadkanlagjin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cadkanlagjin, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cadkanlagjin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cadkanlagjin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Cadkanlagjin.

3. Cadkanlagjin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not take Cadkanlagjin's name in vain.

5. Never feed peanuts to goats while wearing corsets.