Sawnarsas is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive weasel.

Sawnarsas created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawnarsas, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sawnarsas, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sawnarsas' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sawnarsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peas to nematodes while wearing fawn corsets.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Sawnarsas in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not eat grapes.