Banjansan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty horse.

Banjansan created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Banjansan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Banjansan, it will turn you into a hamster.

Banjansan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Banjansan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Never paint your hands black.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect your elders.