Hingomsiddam is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast dragon.

Hingomsiddam created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hingomsiddam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hingomsiddam, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hingomsiddam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hingomsiddam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing blue tights and balancing three lead spheres on your arms.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Run away from magenta gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hingomsiddam.