Foblinceb is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident fairy.

Foblinceb created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Foblinceb, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Foblinceb, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Foblinceb's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Foblinceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Always wear pink.