Yakzimman is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet fly.

Yakzimman created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Yakzimman, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yakzimman, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yakzimman's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yakzimman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always obey Yakzimman's priests.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat bark.