Bumdumxuc Ranlithiv Podrilgud is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful donkey.

Bumdumxuc Ranlithiv Podrilgud created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumdumxuc Ranlithiv Podrilgud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumdumxuc Ranlithiv Podrilgud, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bumdumxuc Ranlithiv Podrilgud's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bumdumxuc Ranlithiv Podrilgud's Holy Commandments

1. Bumdumxuc Ranlithiv Podrilgud loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Put Bumdumxuc Ranlithiv Podrilgud first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.