Ripwabaf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage grasshopper.

Ripwabaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripwabaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ripwabaf, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ripwabaf's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ripwabaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Ripwabaf.

3. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not stand on grass.