Zogvabhon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow hummingbird.

Zogvabhon created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogvabhon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zogvabhon, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Zogvabhon's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zogvabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing cyan boots and balancing three silver spheres on your feet.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.