Bunkarhug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane lizard.

Bunkarhug created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Bunkarhug, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bunkarhug, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bunkarhug's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bunkarhug's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are not to be trusted.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide if nine cats approach from the west.

5. Hide from purple moths for they are unholy.