Legvidgan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, irritating crane.

Legvidgan created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Legvidgan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Legvidgan, it will send minions to preach to you.

Legvidgan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Legvidgan's Holy Commandments

1. Legvidgan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.