Vegranbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic fish.

Vegranbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegranbog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vegranbog, she will not care.

Vegranbog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vegranbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegranbog.

4. You must pray to Vegranbog five times a day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.