Xemxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet cat.

Xemxuc created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemxuc, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xemxuc, she will turn you into a dog.

Xemxuc's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Xemxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed onions to foxes while wearing dresses.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never leap near geese.

5. Never think about chromosomes.