Hanven is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing hamster.

Hanven created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanven, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hanven, it will turn you into a snail.

Hanven's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hanven's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.