Abmifced is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, almighty sheep.

Abmifced created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abmifced, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abmifced, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Abmifced's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Abmifced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Abmifced.

3. Never bounce near badgers.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.