Habstragnart Bonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing chicken.

Habstragnart Bonk created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Habstragnart Bonk, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Habstragnart Bonk, he will be very unhappy.

Habstragnart Bonk's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Habstragnart Bonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to frogs while wearing pink corsets.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Never paint your legs magenta.

5. Do not shave your neck.