Sasliggod is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever
fly.
Sasliggod created a quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sasliggod, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Sasliggod, he will turn you into a snail.
Sasliggod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Sasliggod's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick snails.
2. Do not hurt porpoises.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.